1 00:00:01,148 --> 00:00:03,308 Crap. Crap. 2 00:00:03,609 --> 00:00:06,251 Megacrap. Crap squared. 3 00:00:06,265 --> 00:00:09,065 In Colombia, when you start shouting at papers, 4 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:12,032 we put the person in the sand and we wait for the tide to rise. 5 00:00:12,052 --> 00:00:14,868 Delgado has a dilemma on Valentine's Day. 6 00:00:14,888 --> 00:00:16,937 I sent a message for two girls. 7 00:00:16,957 --> 00:00:18,357 Vicky Noh is the favorite, 8 00:00:18,378 --> 00:00:21,409 but Alexa Potts is a bit carried away and I like that. 9 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:24,682 While I wait for Noh to respond, I leave Potts waiting. 10 00:00:24,701 --> 00:00:26,420 God, Is he still talking? 11 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:29,796 - Jay, how rude! - He thinks too much about everything. 12 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,749 If you have a chance with the levada, go ahead. 13 00:00:32,755 --> 00:00:36,643 I don't know. She has a stepfather who only pays attention to her sister. 14 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:39,003 I'll call her for you. 15 00:00:39,767 --> 00:00:41,727 It was from school, Joe is grounded. 16 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:44,342 - Let's talk to the teacher. - What did he do? 17 00:00:44,347 --> 00:00:48,577 He robbed a bank and took 18 hostages. How will I know? Let's go! 18 00:00:48,837 --> 00:00:50,237 It won't work. 19 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,654 Alexa wanted to use the bathtub, but she can't find a bikini. 20 00:00:53,658 --> 00:00:56,257 If you don't come back today smelling like beer and chlorine, 21 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,830 don't come back. 22 00:00:59,549 --> 00:01:01,549 | ManiacS | Haters Gonna Hate! 23 00:01:01,553 --> 00:01:03,753 ACampos | Victory | BrunoE 24 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,760 Bree | BLuk 25 00:01:05,786 --> 00:01:09,116 Modern Family 8.12 - Do You Believe In Magic? 26 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:14,796 Dear? 27 00:01:17,717 --> 00:01:22,135 Happy Valentine's Day, my love! 28 00:01:22,157 --> 00:01:25,854 Thanks! I loved. What is this? 29 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:29,036 It's the swing on which we kiss for the first time. 30 00:01:29,054 --> 00:01:32,409 - No. - The registration is still behind. 31 00:01:32,432 --> 00:01:35,953 My God! Phil, Claire and a heart. 32 00:01:35,977 --> 00:01:38,822 Baby, he's going to be beautiful on our balcony. 33 00:01:38,851 --> 00:01:42,084 - I can't believe you did that. - It was nothing. 34 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,698 I made some calls, I spent half a day driving... 35 00:01:44,755 --> 00:01:47,428 I drank Campari, I talked to the shameless owner, 36 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:49,229 I dismantled the balance, I put it in the van, 37 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,858 I ran out of gas, a guard threatened me 38 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,142 and I came back with a migraine, but it was peaceful. 39 00:01:54,151 --> 00:01:55,649 I loved. 40 00:01:55,674 --> 00:01:58,016 Excuse me. Happy Valentine's Day, 41 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,607 or, as I say, the best day to go to a store. 42 00:02:00,627 --> 00:02:03,276 And here is your gift. 43 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:07,108 I wrapped it up in the office, But I forgot to bring... 44 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,316 Wow, how brilliant. 45 00:02:09,358 --> 00:02:11,317 Like you, That's why I used this paper. 46 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:13,400 - That's right. - Open it. 47 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,857 Claire, I think I know what it is. I can't believe you bought it. 48 00:02:16,890 --> 00:02:19,957 - Yeah! - It's... an old watch. 49 00:02:19,969 --> 00:02:21,984 - Very cool, isn't it? - Very... 50 00:02:21,994 --> 00:02:25,294 My disguise is very good, but I didn't like the watch. 51 00:02:25,304 --> 00:02:29,103 I have spoken in Houdini's original handcuffs 52 00:02:29,139 --> 00:02:31,318 that are for sale in a magic shop. 53 00:02:31,329 --> 00:02:34,856 They were used in 1923 in the coffin trick. 54 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:38,200 Surprised to the point of women go into labor 55 00:02:38,212 --> 00:02:40,201 and men start to fight. 56 00:02:40,236 --> 00:02:43,458 I think that is not working. 57 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:46,208 It's the first time that I see this watch, 58 00:02:46,243 --> 00:02:48,747 but it seems to be an automatic mechanical watch. 59 00:02:48,761 --> 00:02:50,942 You move your arm like this... that works. 60 00:02:51,006 --> 00:02:52,406 I need to go. 61 00:02:52,417 --> 00:02:56,267 My mom is in the truck. She's not very patient. 62 00:02:57,592 --> 00:03:01,941 And I need to go too, before the singles arrive. 63 00:03:02,005 --> 00:03:04,859 It's hard to concentrate with the crying in the bathroom 64 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:07,723 and with the chocolates being thrown at the walls. 65 00:03:08,972 --> 00:03:10,790 - Have a good day. - I will. 66 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:14,458 - Hi. - Hi. What beautiful flowers. 67 00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:17,631 They were at the door, a secret admirer sent it. 68 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,934 The card says: "You are unaware of your power." 69 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:21,431 Sorry. 70 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:25,227 - I washed the sidewalk in my shorts... - They're for me. 71 00:03:25,297 --> 00:03:28,678 Don't ask who sent it. I don't know, but I'll find out. 72 00:03:28,930 --> 00:03:32,675 - What happened to your arm? - I'm winding the clock 73 00:03:32,705 --> 00:03:35,320 that your mother gave me of Valentine's Day. 74 00:03:35,331 --> 00:03:38,325 What a difference. You gave a super cool swing. 75 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:41,004 Damn, where did she find it? a nice guy like you? 76 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:44,968 She ran me over while I danced break. 77 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:48,546 And your mother is romantic, She's just busy at work. 78 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:51,670 - It's been a 25-year marriage... - What do you mean? 79 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:54,563 It's about time of the romance ending. 80 00:03:54,588 --> 00:03:57,767 Good to know that cheap flowers from an anonymous admirer 81 00:03:57,798 --> 00:03:59,900 they made you expert in romanticism. 82 00:04:00,256 --> 00:04:02,637 But your mother It's still very romantic 83 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:06,245 and I will prove it by doing a surprise at the office. 84 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:11,565 Let's see... He set up inside without measuring the door? 85 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:14,290 The card was right. You don't know your power... 86 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,695 of being bad. 87 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:21,284 - Thanks for the help. - Rainer has to work. 88 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:23,960 On Valentine's Day He tracks Cupid. 89 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:28,075 Cute. Lily can sleep late because she was great at school. 90 00:04:28,079 --> 00:04:30,699 A boy, Jagger... Yes, that's a name now. 91 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:34,050 He provoked her and she responded in front of everyone. 92 00:04:34,055 --> 00:04:37,599 It's a pride that you used it your own words. 93 00:04:37,604 --> 00:04:40,832 She used our words. We wrote a short speech. 94 00:04:40,837 --> 00:04:42,792 She scolded handsome the boy. 95 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:45,894 Society does not encourage assertive women, then, 96 00:04:45,899 --> 00:04:49,130 we need to do what we can to empower Lily. 97 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:50,833 Can we not liking women, 98 00:04:50,838 --> 00:04:54,215 but this makes it possible we understand women. 99 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:56,946 We may not stay with women, 100 00:04:56,989 --> 00:04:59,599 but we really understand the women. 101 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:01,352 It was clear when I spoke. 102 00:05:01,363 --> 00:05:03,032 And why leave early? 103 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,400 We haven't had it in a while a romantic night 104 00:05:05,404 --> 00:05:09,745 and we made a list of 6 things that we love and never do. 105 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,492 - Pathetic. - We can criticize, not you. 106 00:05:12,527 --> 00:05:16,030 � Dylan. On Valentine's Day he always begs to come back. 107 00:05:16,035 --> 00:05:19,632 - How sad. - I know. It almost never works. 108 00:05:19,738 --> 00:05:22,715 Put on your dentures, gentlemen. Let's go out! 109 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:25,775 - Sal, what are you doing here? - It's Valentine's Day, 110 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,404 my German boyfriend, Werner, is traveling 111 00:05:28,409 --> 00:05:30,375 and I don't like it drinking alone. 112 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:34,450 - The first part is true. - We have plans. 113 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:36,220 Now you have better plans. 114 00:05:36,224 --> 00:05:39,945 Fausta can take care of Sammy and General Tsour. 115 00:05:39,951 --> 00:05:43,215 Sammy, say hello to your uncles as I taught. 116 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,915 Enchant�. 117 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,460 - What is that? - I'm raising him gay. 118 00:05:47,464 --> 00:05:49,505 And the pants from Uncle Mitchell? 119 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:52,224 - Tragic. - He's learning! 120 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,480 So let's go! 121 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:58,912 If she will take care of the children, I will join you. 122 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:02,050 - How great! - Shall we talk here? 123 00:06:03,824 --> 00:06:06,332 - And our plans? - You know Sal. 124 00:06:06,338 --> 00:06:09,515 It won't go away until we agree. We will make them both drink, 125 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,196 They won't even notice if we leave and let's go back to the list. 126 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:15,620 Great plan. And I didn't even want make the number one. 127 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,543 I would feel dirty and embarrassed. 128 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:20,355 Goodbye Cheesecake Factory. All good. 129 00:06:20,361 --> 00:06:23,895 I called you here today because Joe gave me a... 130 00:06:23,899 --> 00:06:27,255 valentine's day gift very inappropriate. 131 00:06:27,543 --> 00:06:30,315 I imagine he got it at home? 132 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:31,840 Miss Clarke, I'm sorry. 133 00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:35,336 I'm sure Joe I didn't know what I was doing. 134 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:42,390 Finally a son with whom I will fight over Playboy. 135 00:06:42,394 --> 00:06:44,113 Jay, that's not funny. 136 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:47,994 I come from a family of very sensual men. 137 00:06:47,998 --> 00:06:51,834 My cousin Ricardo has a sex "deficiency". 138 00:06:51,838 --> 00:06:54,732 - Do you mean "dependence"? - Yes, I'm sorry. 139 00:06:54,738 --> 00:06:59,715 He made an addiction at home to have sex with their girlfriends. 140 00:06:59,721 --> 00:07:03,174 Joe has to know that this guy of gifts is not cool. 141 00:07:03,179 --> 00:07:04,907 You're right. I'll talk to him. 142 00:07:06,929 --> 00:07:08,708 Did I do something wrong? 143 00:07:08,713 --> 00:07:11,828 You caught something from your mother's drawer without asking. 144 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:13,663 But I'll let it go this time. 145 00:07:13,669 --> 00:07:16,340 It turns out that the present it was inappropriate. 146 00:07:16,355 --> 00:07:20,573 - You give lingerie to mom. - True. 147 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,846 You give every year. 148 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:27,074 You can give these things for your wife or girlfriend. 149 00:07:27,111 --> 00:07:30,433 But it's different to the teacher, okay? 150 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:34,225 It's fine. Can I go to the room of silence now? 151 00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:37,838 I've already missed half my nap. You know how I get. 152 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,304 Of course, you can go. 153 00:07:41,312 --> 00:07:44,396 All resolved. Miss Clarke, sorry for the confusion. 154 00:07:44,414 --> 00:07:47,696 - Can you give this back to me? - My God. I am really sorry. 155 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:51,092 I didn't know that real humans could have these measures. 156 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,496 - Thanks. - Thanks. 157 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:01,134 It looks like I dropped the hotel keys. 158 00:08:01,154 --> 00:08:02,554 Phil... 159 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:05,526 No need to call this Phil, you are not in danger. 160 00:08:05,529 --> 00:08:09,149 This is the key to room 422 Ramada at the end of the street. 161 00:08:09,151 --> 00:08:10,597 Get out when you can. 162 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,323 I will turn off the smoke detector not to activate it 163 00:08:13,325 --> 00:08:15,940 when to take it off these sensitive pants. 164 00:08:15,942 --> 00:08:19,075 On Valentine's Day, we adopt sexy alter egos. 165 00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:21,609 Juliana It's wild and spontaneous. 166 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:26,316 Clive collects beautiful women and old navigation maps. 167 00:08:26,471 --> 00:08:30,037 - Clive, I love this idea... - Save your energy, dear. 168 00:08:30,039 --> 00:08:34,271 The hotel has a short memory and a long external staircase. 169 00:08:34,273 --> 00:08:36,312 Claire, You need to sign the contracts. 170 00:08:36,314 --> 00:08:39,278 - Hi, Phil. - Phil? No. 171 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,849 I'm Clive, friend. 172 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:43,391 You can take on things for a while? 173 00:08:43,532 --> 00:08:47,861 I will ensure that the boss be back by... 174 00:08:47,863 --> 00:08:50,357 - Hi, Phil. - It's Clive, actually. 175 00:08:50,359 --> 00:08:51,759 They have a tradition. 176 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:55,534 Like you and your sister who dress up at conventions. 177 00:08:56,049 --> 00:08:58,522 The 2pm customer arrived. Don't be late. 178 00:08:58,524 --> 00:09:01,103 Phil, I appreciate that. In truth. It's just... 179 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:04,821 I spoke to the florist and the flowers came from here. 180 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:08,468 My love life is sad, but you don't need to please me. 181 00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:11,198 But it would help if you put a photo of me here. 182 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,870 - There's only Haley and Luke. - I didn't send the flowers. 183 00:09:14,872 --> 00:09:18,802 And I have a photo of you. Where is it? 184 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:23,390 - Greetings. - Hello. I need to serve you. 185 00:09:23,392 --> 00:09:26,919 Ben, sign the contracts. Margaret, help Alex. 186 00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:30,073 Find out who used our account to buy flowers. 187 00:09:30,075 --> 00:09:33,150 Phil, darling, We will celebrate later. 188 00:09:33,152 --> 00:09:36,693 - Do I know the guy in the cape? - Specialist in hinges. 189 00:09:36,695 --> 00:09:40,836 He is the best with swivels and hinges. 190 00:09:40,838 --> 00:09:43,780 I thought everything you said very exciting... 191 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:49,631 I promise I will make it up at the dinner I planned. 192 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:54,164 Clive wasn't even necessary. Claire planned a dinner. 193 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:56,772 The romance is strong. 194 00:09:57,402 --> 00:10:00,006 Margaret, make a reservation at a restaurant. 195 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:02,269 I'm stuck, I can't think about that. 196 00:10:08,432 --> 00:10:10,226 Werner is great. 197 00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:13,722 He is a rich musician, Travels a lot, there is no commitment. 198 00:10:13,724 --> 00:10:15,124 Well... 199 00:10:15,943 --> 00:10:18,209 That was fun, but we should... 200 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,145 They won't go anywhere, Carrot. 201 00:10:20,147 --> 00:10:23,186 My God. � Rainer? Why are you with another woman? 202 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,803 It feels like betrayal. 203 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:28,007 - He's Haley's boyfriend. - I'm sorry, Haley. 204 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,665 - Let's go. - No, you need to confront him. 205 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:33,855 - I'm upset and a little drunk. - Right. 206 00:10:34,136 --> 00:10:36,797 What's it like to travel the world with Canadian acrobats? 207 00:10:36,799 --> 00:10:39,608 - What? - Aren't you at Cirque du Soleil? 208 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:42,093 Why did it twitch to avoid defending yourself. 209 00:10:42,095 --> 00:10:44,542 And give an example for other women. 210 00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:46,844 - Did you both think that? - We thought. 211 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,835 - All good. - Finally! 212 00:10:48,837 --> 00:10:51,672 She proved stronger than Mitchell's beard. 213 00:10:51,741 --> 00:10:55,044 - I know why you let it grow. - Look who's talking. 214 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:58,776 You don't admit being upset for being abandoned today. 215 00:10:58,778 --> 00:11:01,763 You learned how to plant corn with the natives? 216 00:11:01,765 --> 00:11:03,904 Because you seem a colonizer. 217 00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:05,645 Because you settle. 218 00:11:05,647 --> 00:11:08,464 - Do you practice at home? - Of course not. 219 00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:11,729 - It wasn't a storm... - I thought you were working. 220 00:11:11,731 --> 00:11:14,160 - And I told you not to wear that blouse. - My... 221 00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:17,374 - We're on a date. - Haley. 222 00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:20,896 You old liar, traitor and pointer! 223 00:11:20,898 --> 00:11:23,414 Pointer, yes! Your job is to point the finger! 224 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,841 He finished! Happy Valentine's Day! 225 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,742 My hair! 226 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:32,325 It was crazy and horrible. And now? I think I'll leave. 227 00:11:32,327 --> 00:11:34,135 What? No! I like you now! 228 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:38,016 Werner has a yacht with a bar. Come on, don't go away upset. 229 00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:42,508 It looks like a women's program, so... 230 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,731 If it's Rainer wanting If it explains, ignore it. 231 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:47,679 It's pathetic Dylan wanting to leave. 232 00:11:47,681 --> 00:11:50,020 I'll take care of it. Hello my dear. 233 00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:53,229 Another empowered woman. 234 00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:55,175 - That's what we do. - That's right. 235 00:11:55,177 --> 00:11:58,364 Okay, back to the list. Just a second. � Lily. 236 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,305 Hey my dear. Is everything okay? 237 00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:03,424 - Jagger didn't like the speech. - Good... 238 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:06,278 She didn't respond to his SMS because we command. 239 00:12:06,398 --> 00:12:08,445 - He ran away. - Same? 240 00:12:08,485 --> 00:12:10,931 There is a human chain looking for him in the woods. 241 00:12:10,999 --> 00:12:13,266 Baby, we'll be going home soon, are you ok? 242 00:12:13,335 --> 00:12:16,652 Do you think we are to blame in this situation? 243 00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:20,005 No. They chose build near the forest. 244 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,925 - Advice is advice. - Where's Haley? 245 00:12:23,058 --> 00:12:25,857 She's on a boat, 246 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:28,184 throwing you out the window. 247 00:12:28,193 --> 00:12:29,976 - Does this boat have one? - I believe. 248 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:33,345 I just let her think it was a date 249 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:36,781 because she runs a website who buys paparazzi photos. 250 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:40,108 I want one of mine back because Haley is in this photo. 251 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,945 My God. braided hair, sneeze face and UGG boots? 252 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,635 And now she doesn't answer me and I must smile 253 00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:50,054 in weather forecast in 15 minutes? 254 00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:55,111 Put me together, Rainer. You are the weatherman. 255 00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:59,432 - Do you think our advice... - Is it bad? Yes. 256 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,022 We need to go before she ends up with Dylan. 257 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,791 She wouldn't be so stupid. 258 00:13:03,807 --> 00:13:06,257 - Did you see the boots? - All good. 259 00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:10,272 Mom, I'm here. We buy gifts. 260 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,071 Hi, Mr Kewley. 261 00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:14,610 - Is the party over? - We had an incident. 262 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:19,239 If son gave a gift very strange for Bailey. 263 00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:21,376 I'm very sorry. 264 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,970 Your father no longer spoke to you about this? 265 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,033 He said it's right give it to your girlfriend. 266 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,868 We're going. And Bailey is not his girlfriend. 267 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:33,560 She would be lucky! 268 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,067 Is that Bailey? I think Joe has a crush on her. 269 00:13:38,102 --> 00:13:41,019 �, he had a crush on her. 270 00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,779 Look at the fall here. He did it again. 271 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,676 I knew I couldn't trust you 272 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,668 Why will you let he gets away with it 273 00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:51,773 because he is your mini copy and you like it. 274 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,198 You know what's worse? 275 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,458 You're so mean to Manny because he is different from you. 276 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,633 First, Joe is not my mini copy. 277 00:13:58,736 --> 00:14:02,355 Crap! More crap! Nasty crap! 278 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:05,277 Maybe a little, and maybe I like it. 279 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,736 But why do you want to take it away? Joe's Jay? 280 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,343 Instead of a trophy, you get two. 281 00:14:11,408 --> 00:14:13,542 - Right, thank God. - My God. 282 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:15,978 - Hi. - Hi, what are you doing here? 283 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:19,438 They need a sailor to cross item 4 off the list? 284 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,562 Was I rude? I got too close to Sal. 285 00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:24,415 - We all make mistakes. - And it's funny to remember 286 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:27,185 when we tell about a misunderstanding. 287 00:14:27,253 --> 00:14:30,388 Cameron, Mitchell, what a pleasant surprise. 288 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,413 Sal, are you okay? It doesn't look like you. 289 00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:34,247 Yes, it looks like you blinked. 290 00:14:34,272 --> 00:14:36,906 I followed your advice. I called Werner. 291 00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:38,933 Said he wouldn't go accommodate me. 292 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,358 How did that... How was it? 293 00:14:41,427 --> 00:14:43,961 He thought we could be something special, 294 00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:45,863 so I gave him the ultimatum, 295 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:48,909 and he said maybe it wasn't our destiny. 296 00:14:48,934 --> 00:14:52,126 - I don't know what that is. - Sal, what are you doing? 297 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,651 Setting things straight. You know, everything in its right place. 298 00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:58,186 How about that? 299 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,776 This was recovered from Bismarck. 300 00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,550 This is... 301 00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:07,115 - Why are you helping? - It's good. Men suck. 302 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:10,494 Not all, right? We spoke to Rainer and... 303 00:15:10,627 --> 00:15:13,059 - It wasn't a date. - What? 304 00:15:13,061 --> 00:15:15,528 - Why did you do that? - I'm mad at you! 305 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,397 You made me break up with him! 306 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:20,830 My God. Now I need to call for Rainer... and for Dylan. 307 00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:24,676 - Sal, you need... - Salt, it's spilling... 308 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,436 How clumsy. I'll make it all disappear. 309 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,949 - No! We're still here. - No, Sal. 310 00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:34,041 We regret that we did you call Werner. 311 00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:36,577 We didn't know... that this would happen. 312 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,379 You need to understand that... 313 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,894 Mitchell, can you come here? I'm dizzy. 314 00:15:40,919 --> 00:15:43,862 - I'm... Stop! - He arrives. No more matches. 315 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:46,420 - I don't know what to do. - Maybe we should... 316 00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:48,146 The precious Tony Award by Werner. 317 00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,691 He keeps on the boat because it is an aphrodisiac. 318 00:15:50,694 --> 00:15:52,096 For women? 319 00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:55,069 Auf Wiedersehen, award for Best Orchestration. 320 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,236 - My God. Salt, no. - Haley, help. 321 00:15:57,307 --> 00:16:01,994 I won't tell your gay son that you threw a Tony into the sea. 322 00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,419 - Give me that! - No! 323 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,465 - My God! Did you fall into the sea? - No... 324 00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:09,464 It's right here. 325 00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:16,726 Sal, we're sorry. If it weren't for our advice, 326 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:19,142 you would have stayed to yourself and everything would be fine. 327 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,580 - Shut up! - Right. 328 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,355 The cold water made me wake up to the harsh reality. 329 00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:29,388 I'm smart, beautiful, a legend in bed, 330 00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:31,258 and I still want to settle down. 331 00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:33,601 Werner is not good enough for me. 332 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,602 I understand Why did they settle? 333 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,918 That's the best they can do. You are the perfect match! 334 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,183 It's even cute when you talk like that. 335 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:45,440 - We are very lucky. - Happy Valentine's Day. 336 00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:46,880 Happy Valentine's Day. 337 00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:49,613 Shut up. Feel the atmosphere here. 338 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,192 I know you have telephone data. 339 00:16:52,194 --> 00:16:55,228 - For what? - Know who sent the flowers. 340 00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:57,952 - Are they here? - No! No... 341 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,814 Ben, why have a photo of me here? 342 00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:04,419 I think someone is giving me a prank call. 343 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:06,288 - I'm going. - Right. 344 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,914 Wait. I sent the flowers. 345 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,960 When you worked here in the summer, 346 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:15,153 I was attracted for its charm. 347 00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:18,188 Thank you, but aren't you about 40 years old? 348 00:17:18,213 --> 00:17:20,423 What? I'm 26. 349 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,048 I was addicted to sweets when I was a child 350 00:17:23,061 --> 00:17:25,458 and permanently I damaged my collagen. 351 00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:29,752 I've been in a series of shameful relationships. 352 00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:32,557 You work for my mother, didn't leave the house. 353 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,589 - How much medicine. Kiss me. - What? 354 00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,413 That was really cool, 355 00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:41,174 but know that I dedicated my life to closets, 356 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:42,673 I'm obsessed with your grandfather, 357 00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:45,441 and sleep with a pillow body with sweater. 358 00:17:45,476 --> 00:17:47,080 It's getting better. 359 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,302 - Here it is. - Busy night, sir. 360 00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:54,787 - Did you make a reservation? - My wife did. 361 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,280 She got my gift wrong, 362 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,627 but he outdid himself by doing a reservation here at Enrico's. 363 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,633 Excuse me, sir. Enrico's is at the end of the street. 364 00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:08,832 So, will it be just you? 365 00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:11,333 No, I'm waiting for my wife. 366 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,283 This is the spirit! 367 00:18:18,699 --> 00:18:20,122 What did I miss? 368 00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:23,662 This well-paid bum missed a hole. 369 00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,790 I shouldn't like this. 370 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,713 Call me dumb, Jay. 371 00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:31,790 In fact, Alexa and I ended up in the bathtub. 372 00:18:31,805 --> 00:18:33,208 But by the third beer, 373 00:18:33,219 --> 00:18:35,539 I suggested you drink water to hydrate. 374 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:38,165 She tried to shut me up kissing me, which I liked, 375 00:18:38,195 --> 00:18:40,036 but she called me by Travis. 376 00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:42,959 My God. Is he still talking? 377 00:18:44,868 --> 00:18:48,893 Joe, Never disrespect your brother. 378 00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:51,570 And enough of giving underwear for people. 379 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,924 It's scary and European. Now go to your room. 380 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,196 It's good for children to have our qualities, 381 00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:02,134 but horrible when they inherit what you hate about yourself. 382 00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:06,810 I saw the impatient and ugly part of me on my cute son. 383 00:19:06,988 --> 00:19:10,193 In my defense, the cuteness also came from me. 384 00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:13,924 We both have cheekbones and my mother's soft lips. 385 00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:17,742 Hey darling. Sorry for the delay. 386 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:21,292 There was an incident... in the deposit. 387 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:25,694 A paint mixer exploded. Luckily I had a jumpsuit... 388 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,667 - You're upset, aren't you? - Upset? 389 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,903 It was the best Valentine's Day What have we ever had? No. 390 00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:34,879 Was it the worst? He was! 391 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,587 I gave a nice gift. 392 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,456 I went to surprise her at the office and you pay me back 393 00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:42,902 booking this restaurant and arrives dressed as Tom Sawyer. 394 00:19:43,346 --> 00:19:46,261 But suddenly it happens with everyone, Claire. 395 00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:49,172 The romance disappears. The magic dies. 396 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,619 We know the exact time what happened to us, 397 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,078 thanks to my new watch, 398 00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:56,859 that just a panel operator from the 50s can give you wind. 399 00:19:57,448 --> 00:20:00,268 Are you talking about this watch? 400 00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:04,022 Houdini's handcuffs. 401 00:20:04,062 --> 00:20:07,334 I've been taking magic classes as a surprise gift. 402 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:10,507 Wait... The supposed seller of hinges in the office. 403 00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:12,019 The Incredible Maestro. 404 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:16,931 I didn't recognize him without the robe full of his questions. 405 00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:21,609 And we really have a reservation in that beautiful restaurant, 406 00:20:21,697 --> 00:20:24,177 so we need pay the bill. 407 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,713 Excuse me, Can you bring the bill? 408 00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:29,385 But she's not dressed for... 409 00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:36,312 So wonderful. I can't... 410 00:20:38,481 --> 00:20:41,943 - We better go, honey. - Calm down, do you have the key? 411 00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:44,072 No. But you have. 412 00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:50,470 I don't deserve you. 413 00:20:53,972 --> 00:20:57,091 Honey, you gave me a D.N. that I will remember forever. 414 00:20:57,106 --> 00:20:58,809 Say "Valentine's Day." 415 00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:02,157 I didn't think you'd get over it my gift, but it surpassed it. 416 00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:05,823 - Honey. - I swayed and lost my balance. 417 00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:10,489 No, yours was fantastic! How about we rock together? 418 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:13,427 - You're killing it today! - I know. 419 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,875 - Did you cover it again? - No. How strange. 420 00:21:18,749 --> 00:21:20,269 What the hell... 421 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,395 I transported it to the balcony. 422 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,683 You're welcome. 423 00:21:27,528 --> 00:21:30,843 I didn't ask him to do this. 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